Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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