I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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