No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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