Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Randomize
