yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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