oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Randomize
