At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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