Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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