Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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