This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
this must be what syphilis tastes like
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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