Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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