My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
kristin has been a bad kristin
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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