Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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