This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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