that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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