No stitches, just platelets and will power
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
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We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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