Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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