I feel great
I just peed on a car
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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