He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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