i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
