And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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