My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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