So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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