She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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