don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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