We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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