I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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