Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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