This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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