im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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