yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
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I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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