No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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