I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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