you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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