it hurts more in the daytime
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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