Nicole vs. Life
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Randomize
