im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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