Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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