I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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