I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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