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I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
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No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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