I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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