Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
should my penis look like a turkey
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
