we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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