it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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