Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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