This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
