I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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