She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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