I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
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I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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