I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
As shirtless as possible
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
jump out the window naked night went bad
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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