woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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