Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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