can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Randomize
