cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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