its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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